Captain seeking Crew

Lubbers needed, willing and able to pillage on short notice.

I hope to be ready to intercept by the holiday shipping season.

Surprise!

Look for the flying witch!

Fishie Kiss Boy to Trade

I would like to trade one of these for a special baby girl.

Real Life Rescue Cat

My apartment fire rescue cat.

He's fine, it wasn't much of a fire.

His name is Mooney,

But I call him Sporky, 

because he weighed about 

25 pounds when I got him.